music: http://www.soundcloud.com/querflote Special thanks to the Monterey Bay Aquarium
This guy has the comedy talent of George carlin But the voice of Morgan freemanA perfect mix
"deeps in the depths of the o-c-an" me: * immediately subscribes *
"One floating duck does not a children's story make."Gold
"Look a bit like an alien got freaky with a weather balloon" - i literally spit my water out
You should have mentioned how smaller males will pretend to be women to get past the bouncer males and into clubs, where the actual lady octupii are so impressed that they have horrible octosex with the nerds, right there on the dance floor. It's super hot and scream-worthy.